Mr. Mischief, where have you been? Have your deeds been full of sin? Give you a look that says, "Not me!" Those beady eyes belie ... "We'll see!" Deep within your genetic soul Lies a phenotype that's droll You may think that mask you wear Covers all the wrong you dare Fooled not we by your winsome pose For Mr. Mischief ... you've been exposed.
~ Poem and Raccoon capture, Mr. Mischief © Jerry L. Ferrara